Serial Entrepreneur . Systems Builder . Available for Consulting

Built some.
Sold some.
Burned a few down.

Several exits. A few legendary disasters. 20+ years of knowing exactly what works - and what craters on the launchpad. Now I consult, and I help businesses build the systems that actually stick.

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Several
Companies acquired (exits)
A few
Spectacular failures (tuition)
20+
Years building systems that work
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Matthew Brandenburg
The Paid Eccentric . Sales & Marketing Consultant
  • Multiple companies built & acquired
  • A few failures (the good kind - learned a lot)
  • Systems that run without you babysitting them
  • Radical honesty (at no extra charge)
  • Energy that makes teams believe again
Several
Companies built and
successfully acquired
A few
Businesses that failed
spectacularly (worth every penny)
2x
Revenue doubled year-over-year
as CMO at a national brand
20+
Years building systems
that actually scale

The Paid Eccentric.
Serial entrepreneur. Occasional disaster.

I've built companies that got acquired. I've also built companies that went face-first into the concrete at full speed. Both happened. Both were worth it. The exits paid the bills. The failures paid the tuition.

What I learned across all of it is this: most businesses don't fail because of a bad idea. They fail because nobody built the right systems underneath them. No repeatable sales process. No marketing engine. No way to run the thing without the founder doing everything. I fix that.

Here's my honest confession: I am significantly better at making money for other people than for myself. Every company I've touched has grown. I'm wired for your win, not mine - which is exactly why you should hire me.

I consult now. I come in, figure out what's broken or missing, and help you build the systems that let the business actually scale - without it all collapsing the moment you take a vacation.

Serial Entrepreneur (exits + failures) Multiple acquisitions and a few honest-to-goodness disasters
Systems Builder Sales, marketing, ops - built to run without you in the way
Available to Consult Fractional, project, or advisory - whatever your situation needs

Wins, losses, and everything that stuck

Over 20 years I've been a CMO, a founder, an advisor, and occasionally the cautionary tale. I've built companies that got acquired - great outcomes, great stories. I've also built companies that didn't make it - expensive lessons, zero regrets.

What I've taken from all of it is a deep understanding of what makes a business work at the system level - not just the flashy marketing or the big campaign, but the repeatable infrastructure underneath that lets everything else compound.

I know what it looks like when a business is running on duct tape and founder heroics. I know how to swap that out for something that actually scales - and I know which parts to build first so you don't blow up the whole thing in the process.

Now consulting independently - I come in, assess what's missing, and help you build the systems your business needs to grow without falling apart. Available for fractional, project, and advisory engagements.

What I actually do

I consult and I build systems. No fluff decks, no 90-day roadmaps that collect dust. I come in, figure out what's missing, and help you put the infrastructure in place so the business can actually run.

01
Business Systems Design
The thing most businesses are missing isn't effort - it's infrastructure. I map out and build the repeatable systems for sales, marketing, and ops so the business runs whether you're in the room or not.
Process Design Automation Scalable Ops
02
Go-to-Market Strategy
From new product launches to market expansions - I help you define your ICP, sharpen your positioning, and build the playbook your team can actually execute without me holding their hand.
GTM Planning ICP Definition Positioning
03
Fractional CMO
Senior marketing leadership without the full-time price tag. I embed with your team, build the strategy, mentor whoever needs mentoring, and drive execution - as much or as little as you need.
Part-Time CMO Team Building Execution
04
Sales System & Enablement
A sales team without a system is just a group of people guessing. I build the playbooks, pipeline structure, and coaching infrastructure that turns a reactive team into a repeatable revenue machine.
Playbooks Pipeline Design Coaching
05
Revenue Operations
Marketing and sales on the same pipeline, the same metrics, and the same goals. I audit your funnel, find the leaks, and build the operational layer that lets growth compound instead of just coast.
Funnel Audits RevOps Demand Gen
06
Founder & Startup Advisory
I've been the founder who figured it out and the founder who didn't. Both experiences are useful. I advise early-stage founders on what to build first, what to avoid, and how to tell a story that actually lands.
Founder Advisory Scaling Avoid My Mistakes

How the eccentric
actually thinks

"I will always do what is right - even when it's the wrong thing for me. That's not a weakness. That's the whole business model." - Matthew Brandenburg

I'm not your typical consultant. I bring humor into rooms that desperately need it. I say the thing nobody else will say. I chase the idea that sounds insane until it doesn't - because that's usually where the real growth is hiding.

But underneath all the energy and the chaos and the car analogies, there's a simple engine running: do right by people, build things that last, and make the number go up. In that order.

1
Ethics before outcomes
I'll always do what's right, regardless of what it costs me. That's made me a terrible negotiator on my own behalf and an extremely trustworthy partner for everyone else.
2
Community is the product
Revenue follows belonging. I've built brands that people genuinely rally around - not because of clever ads, but because the community itself became the reason to stay.
3
The weird idea is usually right
The idea that makes the room go quiet is the one worth testing. I've made a career out of the thing everyone else thought was too creative, too edgy, or too different.
4
High energy is a strategy
Enthusiasm is contagious and it compounds. I bring the kind of energy that makes teams believe they can do the thing - and then they do it. That's not soft. That's how things get built.

Sectors I've worked in

Deep operating experience across B2B and B2C, from scrappy startups to enterprise brands.

🚛
Logistics & Supply Chain
💻
SaaS & Technology
🏗
Professional Services
🚀
Startups & Scale-ups
📦
E-Commerce & Retail
🏢
Enterprise B2B
📣
Media & Content
🤝
Channel & Partnerships

Let's build something
that actually works.

If your business is running on founder heroics and duct tape, or you're ready to grow and don't have the systems to support it - that's exactly where I come in. I consult, I build, and I tell you the truth even when it's uncomfortable. I'm significantly better at this for you than I've been for myself, and I've fully made peace with that.

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